Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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