YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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