I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
foreskin is a definite game changer
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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