hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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