it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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