Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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