out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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