How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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