We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Your cock deserves a montage
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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