sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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