She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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