I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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