FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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