I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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