Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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