38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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