The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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