I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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