dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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