arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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