Kiss
Puke
I'm going to jail i love you
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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