i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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