To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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