very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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