Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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