would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
ok first of all what the fuck
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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