He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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