dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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