Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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