So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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