I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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