Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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