the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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