it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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