return my video game
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
