He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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