in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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