Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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