everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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