Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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