but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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