Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
