it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
