sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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