i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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