I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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