So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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