What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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