It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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