Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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