My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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