They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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