JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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