would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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