It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
