Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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