Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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